A significant hack targeting the National Republican Congressional Committee compromised the accounts of four senior aides, whom the hackers reportedly surveilled for months. Though the NRCC discovered the breach in April, officials there did not alert senior Republican House leaders, who only became aware of it on Monday, when Politico asked them for comment. The NRCC said it concealed the attack to protect its internal investigation. When the emails inevitably leak, we at Crooked Media will be first in line to comb through the clues and discover the pizza-related sex-trafficking scheme they are probably running.”
Two women in North Carolina’s ninth district have admitted that McCrae Dowless, a Republican consultant with a history of vote tampering, paid them to collect absentee ballots from voters and return them to him. The congressional campaign of Republican Mark Harris is currently at the center of an election-fraud scandal that may force the state to call a new election.
A forensic examination has revealed that EJ Bradford Jr., a black man killed by police in Alabama on Thanksgiving, was shot in the back three times as he was directing shoppers at a mall to safety, while officers responded to reports of gunshots. Police originally blamed Bradford, who was carrying a weapon legally, for starting a confrontation, and even publicly identified him as the gunman, before the local police department retracted the claims. A good guy with a gun tried to stop a bad guy with a gun, and police killed the good guy. Thanks, again, NRA.
Roger Stone has invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination in response to a request from the Senate Judiciary Committee for an interview and documents related to Russian election meddling. We wish he would invoke the fifth in all aspects of his life and never speak out loud again.
Attorneys general in Maryland and Washington, DC have filed subpoenas seeking records from the Trump Organization and the IRS as part of a lawsuit accusing Trump of violating the emoluments clause and using his presidency for personal profit. But nah, that doesn’t sound like something Trump would do.
Meat producer JBS Tolleson has recalled 12 million pounds of raw beef nationwide after hundreds of people across 25 states contracted salmonella. Between this and the romaine holiday, it appears we are faced with no choice other than to eat the flesh of those we love.
The Dow dropped almost 800 points and we don’t know why, but it might have something to do with President Deals tweeting threats to reignite a trade war with China from bed. Also the Dow is a stupid economic indicator that barely tells us anything about the health of the economy and it’s silly that the media always reports on it. Thank you for coming to this TED Talk.
Michael Avenatti blamed his family for his decision not to run for president in 2020. (Seriously!) Joe Biden, on the other hand, says he is the “most qualified” among potential 2020 candidates, and will decide whether or not to run in the next two months. Wow, white men sure aren’t great at words!
We thought we had seen all there was to see from Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’s wedding festivities. We were wrong. The pair released more shots, including ones from their two ceremonies, and you know you want to click so just do it already. (From Brian: By “we,” Priyanka meant “I.”) (From Travis: Brian, love is a beautiful thing and it’s incredibly sad your heart is too blackened to enjoy such a wonderful occasion. Also, I got married in a car.)