Education Secretary Betsy Devos says that the Federal Commission on School Safety won’t address the impact of guns on school violence. This statement is at odds with the purpose of the commission, which was formed after the Parkland massacre that killed 17 students and teachers. We’re just spitballing, but has anyone suggested replacing all the students with guns? Could work!
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell cancelled the Senate’s August recess in order to prevent vulnerable Senate Democrats from campaigning and fundraising in their home states. That theory comes not from angry liberals, but from McConnell’s deputy John Cornyn, who said, “Now they’re desperate, because they realize they’re more exposed politically because they’ve got so many people up running for re-election in red states.” A better theory is that Cocaine Mitch needs to stick around to supervise the Georgetown trap house.
Facebook gave user data to at least four Chinese electronics companies—one of which, Huawei, has been flagged by U.S. intelligence as a national security threat. These partnerships, which date back to 2010, will continue except for the one with Huawei, which Facebook says will end by the end of the week.
Deputy DNC chair Keith Ellison is running for Attorney General of Minnesota, instead of seeking re-election to Congress.
Scott Pruitt had a senior EPA aide request a meeting with the head of Chick-fil-A to discuss a “potential business opportunity”—his wife Marlyn becoming a Chick-fil-A franchisee. According to EPA staffers, he was “eager for his wife to start receiving a salary,” which makes sense because he really shouldn’t be receiving one at this point.
Trump used the White House to pretend (black) athletes aren’t patriotic, in order to rile up his (white) base, but then didn’t know the words to “God Bless America.” We heard he’s pretty good at singing the Russian national anthem though.
Kelly Sadler, the White House aide who mocked ailing Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), is out at the White House. Not for mocking a terminally ill man but because of a dispute with another communications official, Mercedes Schlapp, who called Sadler a bitch after Sadler accused her of leaking the McCain comment. Office politics, amirite?
The Miss America pageant is ditching the swimsuit competition, saying "We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance.” #MeToo gets results.
Designer Kate Spade was found dead in her New York City apartment today. She was 55.
It’s primary night in California and elsewhere, but in an effort to get this newsletter out in a timely fashion/be able to provide results that might take days to tally, we’ll get you a breakdown tomorrow. I mean, if you need to know right now, just Google it.