This morning, the Trump administration expelled 60 Russian intelligence officers and diplomats from the U.S. in response to Russia’s role in the poisoning of a former Russian spy in Britain—an incident that has prompted similar retaliation from many of our NATO allies. DO NOT SAY BON VOYAGE.
The Federal Trade Commission announced that Facebook is under investigation for its data practices, which is crazy, because they seem like they have got a really good handle on it.
Wisconsin GOP Governor Scott Walker and other Republicans are trying to change laws governing when special elections must be held after a court ordered him to hold special elections to fill two vacant seats. Wisconsin’s Senate and Assembly are planning an extra session to take up a bill to rewrite election law, and Walker has already said he would sign it. It is a blatant effort to stop an election Walker is afraid the GOP will lose.
ICE detained and deported a U.S. army veteran who served two tours in Afghanistan.
White House attorneys are investigating two massive loans made to Jared Kushner’s family business and whether or not they violate criminal laws or ethics regulations.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is introducing legislation to legalize hemp and remove it from the list of controlled substances. After a long day, McConnell and his wife, Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao, like to relax by putting on a record and enjoying some rope.
Who bit Beyoncé?! That’s what everyone’s asking after reading an anecdote about the star in a GQ profile of staff-favorite human being Tiffany Haddish. From Keep It! host Ira Madison: “Gumshoes, the #KeepIt detectives will try to solve The Case of the Beyoncé Biter this week”